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RED FLAGS
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Suspect ProfileCold Hearted
Shows absolutely no remorse.
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Suspect ProfileBlackout
Cannot account for whereabouts.
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Suspect ProfileNutty AF
Behavior is increasingly concerning.
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Suspect ProfileTall, Dark & Cheeky
Known to be extremely persuasive.
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Suspect ProfileRoad Rage
Multiple traffic incidents reported.
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Suspect ProfileThicc & Twisted
A beautifully complicated disaster.
SWEET TALKERS
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Suspect ProfileGranny's Cheeks
Known to lower defenses.
Decades of experience. -
Suspect ProfileMixed Signals
It's complicated. Which is the best part.
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Suspect ProfileSo Much Moa
Continues to esclate.
No self-control. -
Suspect ProfileGranny's Peaches
Known to attract much wanted attention.
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Suspect ProfileSplit Decision
Consistently conflicting statements.
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Suspect ProfileGrow A Pear
Deceptively calm and confident.
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Suspect ProfileSour Puss
Making innocent mouths pucker.
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Suspect ProfileWild Child
Turning fruit punch into a full-blown incident.
USUAL SUSPECTS
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Suspect ProfileBirthday Suit
Questionable attire reported.
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Suspect ProfileThe Trope
Well known to investigators.
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Suspect ProfileNut Job
Behavior remains erratic.
Approach with caution. -
Suspect ProfileSalty AF
Asked for the manager. Complaint filed.
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Suspect ProfileSassy Bad-Assy
Frequently challenges authority.
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Suspect ProfileDirty Doodle
Caught red-handed.
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Suspect ProfileCougar
Knows what she wants.
Experienced. Not expired.
SCENE STEALERS
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Suspect ProfileChunky Cheeks
Contents exceed expectations.
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Suspect ProfileChunky Dunker
Appreciates curves.
Made for dunking. -
Suspect ProfileMac Daddy
Talks a big game.
Delivers. -
Suspect ProfileSide-Eye
Silently judging you.
Snickering loudly. -
Suspect ProfileBusta Nut
Further discussion strongly discouraged.
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Suspect ProfileMagic Fingers
Demonstrates advanced techniques.
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Suspect ProfileGold Digger
Expensive taste.
Questionable motives.
WHAT THE CHEEK?
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Suspect ProfileHot Mess
Evidence recovered everywhere.
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Suspect ProfileCaptain Chaos
Suspected ringleader.
Well managed mayhem. -
Suspect ProfileHot & Bothered
Questioning proved difficult.
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Suspect ProfileB.F.D
Bacon For Dessert.
Big Fucking Deal.
FAIR-WEATHER FELONS
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Suspect ProfileNotorious P.I.E.
Leading the maple racket & cracking pecans.
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Suspect ProfileThe Gourdfather
Running the fall operation. Taking pumpkin seriously.
